Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is in a class of his own. A truly Herculean superstar in movies, who has no physical match in the world of acting. Studio heads had hit a dead-end and run out of ideas for the thespian. There was no one actor strong enough to share a movie screen, so they came up with a brilliant plan. They would pit The Rock against the Earth, planet Earth that is, in a battle to the death. And from the looks of the first trailer, the Earth might get knocked the %#@& out by the Dwayne Johnson.

San Andreas is reuniting Johnson with director Brad Peyton. The two last collaborated on Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, so you know this has to be…at least better than that. Yea…In any case, it looks like this will be a fun ride through our collective subconscious’ biggest fears! This production has been on the radar for months, but in no way was I anticipating the level of disaster porn about to be unleashed. It’s also curious why they cast such a brutish lead for an earthquake flick, aside from his ability to convincingly hang out of a helicopter. It seems that the drama is centered around him reuniting with his family. You would assume they would lean towards a dramatic actor first. Unless…we can all get our wish and see The Rock actually punch the Earth back! “It doesn’t matter what your fault name is!”

Check out the trailer.

Official Synopsis:

After the infamous San Andreas Fault finally gives, triggering a magnitude 9 earthquake in California, a search and rescue helicopter pilot (Dwayne Johnson) and his estranged wife make their way together from Los Angeles to San Francisco to save their only daughter. But their treacherous journey north is only the beginning. And when they think the worst may be over…it’s just getting started.

San Andreas will be in theaters May 29th, 2015.

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Source: Coming Soon